Fifty Shades of Grey – Chapter 21

Is that a pencil in your mouth or an odd shaped DIY butt plug?

Ana wakes up and goes looking for Mr. Grey and finds the maid who offers her some breakfast.

Mr. Grey is in his office. He fucks Ana on the desk and informs her, “You completely beguile me, Ana. You weave some powerful magic.” Uhhh…I’m sorry.  Straight men don’t say that after they’ve fucked a bitch on their desk after breakfast.

The maid offers Ana some tea.  Mr. Grey orders an omelet and some fruit.

Ana leaves to go to one of her job interviews.

The interviewer asks her about extracurricular activities she indulged in while in college. (Let’s see….getting drunk, getting fucked, getting spanked, getting tied up, you know…nothing special)

 I  mention the two literary societies that I belonged to and conclude with working at Clayton’s and all the useless knowledge I now posses about hardware and DIY.

So, she lied because remember – she knows crap about DIY – in the hardware store and in the bedroom department!

Tell us Ana, where do you see yourself in five years?

Copyediting, perhaps?  I’m not sure. I am open to opportunities.

She’s open all right.  (Copyediting in five years???  Seriously???)

Kate and Ana have a tiff over Christian and the chapter ends with 5 pages of emails.

How was your day?

Are you sore?

How were the interviews?

Was your maid one of your submissives?  (Yes, Ana really asks him this.)

Ana’s off to Georgia to see Mom.  She gets on the plane and Mr. Grey has upgraded her to first class. Control freak!

 

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