They wake up. They listen to some Frank Sinatra. They dance. Ana learns Mr. Grey’s previous dominant (his mother’s friend) taught him to dance. Yeah, that’s not all she taught him.

And speaking of, then they go to dinner at Mom’s house where Ana get’s to meet Mia, Mr. Grey’s little sister who is home from Paris. Mia admits, “He’s never brought a girl home before!”  Mmm Hmm….

Kate and Elliot are there too. Kate and Mia hit it off talking about Paris.  There’s a bit of cattiness between Mia and Ana though which is strange.  Eww..Maybe Mia and her brother slept together and now she’s jealous?  Wouldn’t surprise me at this point!

So then the subject of vacations comes up and Ana mentions she’s been thinking about going home to Georgia to see her peach of a Mama.  Oooh…this is the first time Mr. Grey has heard about this and he ain’t happy.

They talk about Paris.  They talk about London.  Blah…blah…blah….then they go out and play croquet in their sweater vests while holding toy poodles – just kidding!  But you know how rich people can be!

BUT…Mr. Grey does decide to show Ana the butthouse…I mean the boathouse, the boathouse! where Mr. Grey is going to “spank and then fuck her.”

Ana, just so you know, anchors don’t make good butt plugs.  Don’t look at me!  I wouldn’t really know.  I read it in an article once…in Hustler magazine…yeah, an article….in a magazine…that’s the ticket!

Climb aboard, Ana!  RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR