So Yahoo posts this pic of a chair owned by Michael Jackson which is to be auctioned and will probably bring thousands of dollars, and MJ probably never even sat on it.

Why do rich people own ugly tacky things?

Isn’t it enough that MJ went from being black to white, grabbed his crotch a lot, shared a bed with children, carried around a chimp named Bubbles, wore outrageous clothing that put Liberace to shame, married Lisa Marie, was the best man at Liz Taylor’s wedding, and had tons of plastic surgery?  But this chair???

If I had millions of dollars, the last thing I’d buy is an animal print chair laced with feathers and with clear legs!

Now, the Elephant Man’s bones?  Maybe….but this chair?  Never.