Daily Archives: January 21, 2010

While I have to admit the latest Rolling Stone with John Mayer on the cover is just a bit….sexy??….it’s also very strange. First, it conjures up old dorm room memories from college when shirtless losers with no name from down the hall who smelled of weed and BO used to jam on my unmade bed.  Their hair was done up in that unwashed bouffant, they had 5 o’clock shadow, and they were covered in prison tatts, but I somehow found them oddly attractive and wanted to introduce them to a cake of soap and some hot water.

Is John Mayer Obama’s Top Eco-Warrior?  I’m confused.

But what’s even weirder is the vampires spooning with Taylor Swift and Ringo Starr.

And is it just me or are you also reading that as the “Son of Been Laiden?”  Apparently, John reveals some deep dish about when he’d been laiden Jennifer and Jessica.

Or is it hard to take this serious because with John’s head strategically covering part of the mag title, it now reads Rolli tone?

Probably not, because like me you can’t stop looking at his tits now, can you?  Yep, I thought so.

I can appreciate a dirty mind.  I can heal a lonely heart.

You go on, John.  You go.  You can rock out on my single unmade dorm bed anytime.  Play me that unplugged electric guitar and sing me bad breath lyrics.  Go on.  Sing.  Sing.