During his farewell speech tonight…

1.  Take a drink if he stutters or flubs on a word.

2.  Take a drink every time he says “Ameruka.”

3.  Take a drink every time he mentions terrorists.

4.  Take a drink every time he mentions 9/11.

5.  Take a drink every time he mentions Iraq.

6.  Take a drink every time he mentions Katrina.

7.  Take a drink every time they show Laura or every time he mentions her.

8. Take a drink every time they show Cheney.

9.  Take a drink every time he looks to his right or nods.

10.  Take a drink every time he mentions the economy.

Take a drink folks, he’s outta here!