Shannon Yarbrough

It’s an election year, so you know the subject of gay marriages was bound to pop up sometime.  Kudos to California queers for putting up a fight.  The subject of gay marriage is like an old soap opera star we haven’t seen for a few seasons.  A has been big screen name that’s been tucked away in rehab since the last time we heard about it in the news.  I don’t care about gay marriage.  I just hope they make a reality TV show about all the gay divorces.  Bitch, I’m taking the poodle!  As long as I get the curtains, honey, I made them with my bare hands!

“Okay, so we are getting married and you look fabulous and I’m taking your last name, but I promised Mom we wouldn’t hold hands at the ceremony because I don’t want to embarrass her, mmmmkyay?”